It seems America is heading toward bacon-pocalypse.
With headlines blaring across news sites and newspapers stating "Nation's bacon reserves hit 50-year low."
Now I know what you’re thinking … Wait, America has a national bacon reserve?
The truth is out there. Is it, like, some kind of Fort Knox with freezers … hidden deep in the Montana woods and guarded by a secretive special forces group comprised solely of vegetarian Marines known as Detachment 8?